What A Killer Surprise

Here I sit, celebrating my 90th birthday. I have lived a long, happy life. I've seen many things in my life. Some were good, some were bad, but all of them were defining in someway.

I have mentioned, several times, that there is one thing I have never seen. I was sure my family was trying to ignore me and my crazy old lady ramblings. But I knew....I KNEW that my life just wouldn't be complete until I got see this one thing.

My family was gathered here to help celebrate this momentous occasion. I mean, it's not every day you turn 90! There was cake, food, family, friends.....you'd think I'd be satisfied.

But I'm not.

I knew they'd forget.

It's time to open presents. The fun is almost over. I didn't get my wish. That makes me sad. I know I SHOULDN'T be sad. I'm surrounded b so many wonderful people. Yet, something is missing.

Finally, they wheel out a pretty sizable box. I wonder if it is the toy house I saw my grandson building.

I open it.

Out popped a man in nothing but a g-string loin cloth.

They remembered!!!

As this good looking man gyrates, giving me a lap dance, I slip from this life with a smile. I've seen the Seven Wonders of the World. I've been madly in love. But this....this stripper has caused my life to be complete and me to die a happy woman.

Today’s post is a writing challenge. This is how it works: participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post. All words must be used at least once and all the posts will be unique as each writer has received their own set of words. That’s the challenge, here’s a fun twist; no one who’s participating knows who got their words and in what direction the writer will take them. Until now.

I’m using: birthday ~ celebrate ~ forget ~ popped ~ ignore ~ satisfied            

They were submitted by: Baking in a Tornado

See what words my friends got!!

http://www.BakingInATornado.com                              Baking In A Tornado

http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/                       Spatulas on Parade

http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/                   Stacy Sews and Schools

http://followmehome.shellybean.com                        Follow me home

http://batteredhope.blogspot.com                            Battered Hope 

http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/                   The Bergham's Life Chronicles 

http://www.eviljoyspeaks.wordpress.com                  Evil Joy Speaks

http://themomisodes.com                                    The Momisodes http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com                     Someone Else’s Genius   

http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/            Confessions of a part-time working mom

http://www.crumpetsandbollocks.com                 Crumpets an Bollocks

http://sparklyjenn.blogspot.com/                     Sparkly Poetic Weirdo

http://eileensperpetuallybusy.wordpress.com/      Eileen’s Perpetually Busy