I can speak to the Gods.
No, that's not a typo, there are multiple Gods and I can talk to every single one of them.
They aren't pleased with us...especially the "Christian" God.
He is tired of people twisting his words. The Bible...completely a false to fit the narrative of the the writers. He's tired of people...PEOPLE...determining who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell in his name. He wants us to stop it.
So, I'm going to ghostwrite for him. Yes, I will be the Metatron to his Chuck (if you are "Supernatural" fan, you'll get that reference...). I'm going to tell his story for him; gonna set the record straight once and for all.
Some key takeaways that will blow everyone's mind is that it is actually really hard to get sent to Hell. You have to be a truly heinous person to get that one way ticket downstairs. Hell is really full of people who hurt children and the elderly.
And animals...the big G is a HUGE animal lover.
You won't get sent to Hell for being in the LGBTQIA+ community. God is super cool with that. Nor will you be sent for believing in other Gods. He knows he isn't the only one and he just wants people to follow the path that THEY are forging, not anyone else.
He wants people to be happy and live their lives. He doesn't care how many consenting adults are in a relationship. He doesn't care if you listen to heavy metal...he's actually a pretty big Ghost fan. He doesn't care if you do yoga or meditate. He says "Namaste, man!" He doesn't care if you watch scary movies, if you gossip, if you eat shellfish or wear mixed fabrics. He's not really a fan of adultery, but hey...do you. He's also not really a fan of vegans...eat some protein! Why do you think he made meat so damn delicious?
He just wants you to live your life, be a good person and do good for the world. It really isn't that hard.
There's a lot more he wants us to know, but to find out, you're gonna have to read the book. Just know that he loves us...ALL of us, even the heinous.
Oh...and Hell...it's not really that hot. But there is torture. Tons of it. Because those people, they deserve it.
Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This month 5 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts.
My subject was "You were born with a superpower that allows you to communicate with the gods. You grew up understanding every god believed in during the entirety of our history is real but the writings associated with them are all jumbled. How do you use this superpower?" and it was submitted by Jenniy from Climaxed. Thanks for the prompt!
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This is exactly the kind of writing I was just saying that you need to continue posting. I agree with every word.
ReplyDeleteI know...I just feel like...what's the point, ya know?
DeleteI never knew about God's taste in music, glad you've cleared that up ;-) Personally I'd prefer if God's children weren't so selfish. Maybe tell him if you get a chance?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, Sarah!
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